*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
why does everything have to be solved by true love’s kiss like why can’t things be set right by true friendship’s high five, embrace, and session of several songs sang together loudly and off-key
We’re a team, aren’t we? And I’m so proud of my victors. So proud. You both deserved so much better. I am truly sorry.
Cookie Monster asks the important questions. (x)
every guy thinks their dick is big and every girl thinks their eyebrows are great
- A cat
- Another cat
- At least 20 more cats
- A palace for all my kitties to live in
- Tiny kitty beds
- More cats
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
this one wins
"Working hard for the past 6 years, we’ve wished and wished for this award."
Being taken for a walk…
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.